okay, so you were born a peasant 500 years ago…..how do you make love to the princess up there in the castle
12 Responses to okay, so you were born a peasant 500 years ago…..how do you make love to the princess up there in the castle
neonman
September 10, 2011 at 11:01 pm
Fantasize You aren’t going anywhere but to your next task oh lowly serf. You might also take up a belief in reincarnation.
Maybe you will come back as a pre made eunuch.
Besides why do you want a princess when you have all the wenches available?
i’m not a guy but if i were the princess i would let down the drawbridge and sneak you up. plenty of hidden corridors and secret passage ways. sounds exciting. hmm, i think i’ll go watch ivanhoe now…
Once you have trudged through fields and dodged the guards and talked your way out of trouble you are going to be sweating like a marathon runner so she will say "Either go and wash or forget it " whats the point stay a peasant and shag like hell leave her in the castle.
Fantasize You aren’t going anywhere but to your next task oh lowly serf. You might also take up a belief in reincarnation.
Maybe you will come back as a pre made eunuch.
Besides why do you want a princess when you have all the wenches available?
Pray for a really impressive d*ck?
you dont
It was well then I wasn’t born of Pheasant or I would be eaten by now.
if its rapunzal just hold onto her hair really tight
do the highland jigg =]
sneek in at night and do they wienner dance for her
While she’s fast asleep?
one would climb the castle walls, wine the princess and seduce her….and pray like hell she doesn’t scream…..well, unless it’s a good scream! LOL
u dont….try sum one who is in the easy reach.
i’m not a guy but if i were the princess i would let down the drawbridge and sneak you up. plenty of hidden corridors and secret passage ways. sounds exciting. hmm, i think i’ll go watch ivanhoe now…
Once you have trudged through fields and dodged the guards and talked your way out of trouble you are going to be sweating like a marathon runner so she will say "Either go and wash or forget it " whats the point stay a peasant and shag like hell leave her in the castle.